Just to name a few, refer below.
----------------------------------------------

Apathy - If we don't take care of the customers, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Bitterness - Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

Blame - The secret of success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Consistency - It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

Customer disservice - Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

Despair - It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Do it Later - The early worm is only for the birds.

Dreams - Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

Failure - When your best just isn't good enough.

Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Laziness - Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Stupidity - Quitters never win,winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Roflmao !

Credits/Source : http://www.despair.com/viewall.html =)